I am not a mother......

Thursday, September 8, 2011

I am not a mother......

Well.  Technically.  I am a mother.  I have conceived and birthed 3 children. But that's not what this blog will be about.

Actually, I have a love/hate relationship with blogs.  I love them because I can scam home decorating/child rearing/toilet cleaning/sex tips from them.  I hate them because they seem really self indulgent and narcissistic.  I especially loathe the blogs dedicated solely to being a mom.  Why in the world would you want to spend your extra time blogging only about the drunken circus clown midgets who take up all of your regular time???  No thanks.

I titled this blog "I am not a mother" because it isn't my title.  I am a person.  I am a wife, a life coach, a friend, an artist, a daughter, a sister, blah blah blah.  Most of the time I'm a complete disaster, as is my life. Lucky for you, most disasters are at least mildly entertaining for others to witness.

I'm hoping my space on the inter webs will be about stuff other chicks like me find interesting.  News stories worth bitching about.  Happy anecdotes worth weeping into your diet coke about.  Projects that are worth copying and then claiming them as my own so you can tell me how awesome I am.  Maybe some mom stuff along the way, because, let's face it, they DO take up all of my regular time.

I encourage your feedback.  Either publicly berating me in the comment section, or privately via email (bring it).  What doesn't make me cut myself, only makes me drink more.  And drunk blogging is the best blogging. At least for my sake, I hope this is true.